.@raining_muses

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raining musesLesbians: if you don’t include men in your dating pool, you’re committing a transphobic act which leads to violence.

Let’s see how this works for other marginalized groups.

Straight men: if you exclude gay men from your dating pool, know that it’s a homophobic act and leads to literal violence.

Straight women: if you exclude lesbians from your dating pool, know that it’s a lesbophobic act and leads to literal violence.

Not quite as catchy.

@transadvocate

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UntitledLuckily for us, Cristan Williams over at @transadvocate has devised a helpful guide to let you know if you’ve come in contact with a TERF. If you meet a woman who parts her hair to the right, wears sensible shoes and doesn’t carry a purse, there is a significant likelihood that woman knows penis is male.

@ParisLees

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Untitled.@ParisLees is a male person who engages in sexual relationships with other male persons and discusses these happenings on the internet for everyone to see. When Julie Burchill notices that Paris Lees is a male person who engages in sex with other male persons and names him as such (gay boy), she is a ranting bigot who needs to be condemned by prominent feminists. My MS Paint skills are not good but I have attempted to draw a diagram that Mr Lees might find useful.

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@GurlTalkTVShow

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UntitledkojuLesbian-hating ‘bisexual’ woman, @GurlTalkTVShow, reckons that the majority of lesbians use strap on dildos when they have sex. She also believes that the majority of these lesbians put their dildos in the microwave before use to mimic a man’s ‘natural warmth’.

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